I'm was putting James to bed when the following altercation occurred:
Me: Good night sweetheart. I'll see you in the...
James: Look mommy! This is my WEB!!!
At which point, he very enthusiastically punched me right in the eye with his hand which was holding a long piece of yarn.
Me: OUCH! Ow. ow ow ow owwwww... (my eye is shedding tears because he punched my EYE- the WET part and not the lid or the area. Nope. My actual EYE BALL.)
James: Look at my Web!
Me: James! Can you way you're sorry for hitting me in the eye?
James: I'm sorry, Mommy? Look at my web!
The end.
My eye was swollen and puffy for the rest of the night.
Moral of the story: Just look at the web. Don't try to examine it at such short range. And being in the dark doesn't help either.
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