James was sitting at the table eating some pretzels. He took two of them out of the bowl and started a conversation:
Pretzel 1: hi pretzel!
pretzel 2: hi! how are you?
Pretzel 1: fine. kjhaksuehmngfus ahseuh sajdkfh hjk, okay, lets go!
pretzel 2: good!
Then he took a bite of one pretzel. Enter mommy.
(speaking for pretzel 1): aaaah!! you ate my head!!!!
James looked up at me like I was crazy.
You know the look.
The "mooooommmm, you are so embarrasing!!!!" look.
Apparently, I overstepped my bounds here. Moms DO NOT get to play pretzels with the kids.
And I'll probably see that look many more times in the years to come!